There’s nothing violent about thinly veiled threats against the President of the United States. That is, according to outspoken guns advocate, Ted Nugent, who we were surprised to learn is still considered a “rock star.”
Ted Nugent’s “Dead Or In Jail” Comment Catches Secret Service’s Attention
A Traveler’s Guide To The Secret Service Sex Scandal
Part of the only prostitution bust in Cartagena history
As I’ve learned from my many experiences trolling dive bar Ladies’ Nights while wearing a secondhand sailor’s outfit bought from an Army-Navy surplus store, most women can’t resist a man in uniform. Even if that uniform has some holes in it, and doesn’t really correspond to any recognizable branch of this country’s military. On second thought, maybe it was the cheap, free flowing booze. Either way, that’s why I was shocked when I heard about the Secret Service/Military sex scandal that came out of President Obama’s trip down to Cartagena, Colombia for this year’s Summit of the Americas.
Obama Campaign Raises $53 Million, Will Regrettably Use It On Campaigning
The amount of good $53 million can accomplish is seemingly immeasurable. Even thinking of what I’d do with that kind of cash if it (legally) fell into my lap crashes my brain like a tainted porno file does your computer (not that I have any experience with this). But unfortunately this $53 million was not raised to help pay for the neighborhood kid’s medical bills, create a treatment center for the poor or providing the depressed with unfettered access to puppies. Instead, it will go to what obscene sums of money usually go to around this time of year. Campaigning.