Mitt Romney got the Loius Fortuno endorsement, but Rick Santorum used to get to go to church with him. I guess ‘church buddies’ aren’t what they used to be. Or did Santorum annoy Gov. Louis Fortuno as much as he annoyed me last night?
Selling My Soul and Gaining Unwieldly Amounts of Power in Washington D.C.
Moments ago, I stepped off the red line and made my way toward Tynan Coffee and Tea at Western and Wisconsin on a sunny, yet brisk afternoon in D.C.’s Friendship Heights neighborhood. I ordered the obligatory drink to gain access to Wi-Fi and sat down at a cozy little wooden table next to plenty of outlets for all my Apple charging needs. Then the feeling came over me like a tsunami of pure evil. Here I was, in our nation’s capital, and I suddenly felt the urge to sell my soul in exchange for unwieldy amounts of power.
When America Is Sick, Canada Catches Cold; Attack Ads Spread North
Hello, America. I’ve got a question for you. Could you please ask the GOP candidates to quiet down a bit with their ridiculous attack ads? The sickness is spreading north.
State of the Union 2012 Thoughts in Almost Zero Words
Gee, it’d be swell if all those lovely things happened, but there’s not a chance in the worst kind of Hell (watching John King squirm as Newt Gingrich scolds him on loop for all of eternity) that anything will get done on an election year.
Republican Debate Moderator NOT Scolded, Gingrich and Romney Dance
TAMPA BAY, FLORIDA (Mildly Relevant News) – Huge, monstrous, world-changing, not-at-all hyperbole breaking news out of Tampa Bay last night. Brian Williams, NBC’s disgustingly awesome news anchor and last night’s debate moderator, was not ironically scolded by Speaker Gingrich for asking a family values question to a self-described family values candidate for pissing on family values.