The urge to delete my Foursquare account suddenly came over me, like a brainwashing spell had lost its hold on me. “I have a Foursquare account,” I thought to myself. “Why?” I couldn’t come up with an answer that wasn’t absurdly creepy, so I’m deleting my account.
Black History Month is an important time of year regardless of race. Sadly, a significant chunk of that history is filled with slavery, racism and modern inequality. But things have gotten better. For one, black people are no longer slaves. So that’s good. Black folks are allowed to drink at any damn water fountain they please and they obviously have the right to vote and run for political office.
YOUTUBE, MRN (Mildly Relevant News) – The Mormon community was stunned to wake up this morning to their brand new religion, Sikhism. The worldwide conversion came at the hands of YouTube user AakeTraak in response to the Mormon practice of posthumously converting folks to Mormonism after it was revealed Mitt Romney had the practice done to his dead father-in-law. “I just converted all living Mormons to Sikhs,” said AakeTraak. “Yes, I can do that.”