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George Dubya Bush’s Presidential Center For Kids Who Can’t Read Good and Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too Now Open

(DALLAS, TX) — Living members of the nation’s most exclusive club, those who have held the office of President of the United States, gathered on the campus of Southern Methodist University in Dallas for the dedication of the George Dubya Bush Presidential Center For Kids Who Can’t Read Good and Wanna Learn to Do Other …

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Obama, Boehner Lines Of Communication Open

Obama, Boehner Lines Of Communication Open - MILDLY RELEVANT

(WASHINGTON, D.C.) — After nearly four years of repair work, lines of communication have been refurbished and opened between President Obama and Republican Speaker of the House John Boehner.

Supreme Court To Hear Same-Sex Marriage Cases

Supreme Court To Hear Same-Sex Marriage Cases - MILDLY RELEVANT

The Supreme Court (or SCOTUS, or The SCOTUS with the MOSTUS) has come out with plans to take on the issue of same-sex marriage. But wait! It gets better.

The End is Nigh! Pizza Hut Perfume is Here

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Politicos across the spectrum looking to point blame at one another for the nation’s coming fall off the fiscal cliff need look no further than Pizza Hut perfume for the true demon that will bring this melancholic world to its demise.

Global Warming Deniers Love Unseasonable Warmth

Global Warming Debate Heats Up In December  - MILDLY RELEVANT

(BUFFALO) — Skeptics of global warming/climate change/empirical scientific data have announced their preference for the unseasonably warm start to December as climate scientists collectively face palm. Deniers as recent as two years ago pointed to snow storms in the winter as proof global warming doesn’t exist, because it still managed to snow in some parts …

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