A Fox News guest calls Warren Buffet a disgrace and François Hollande gets struck by lighting. Some call it a bad omen, I say it was Socialist Zeus spreading the electricity around. Question: Is Warren Buffett disgraceful?

Allen West says discrimination don’t happen here as Virginia boldly shows… yes, yes it does. TONIGHT on Mildly Relevant News. Question: What else don’t happen in this here America?

Jamie Dimon, Mitt Romney and same-sex marriage. It’s a menage a tois where a sh*tload of money is lost on screwing people. Question: When is the opportune time to lose $2 billion in risky trading?

President Obama evolves toward same-sex marriage. Meanwhile, social conservatives voice their opposition to evolving. Question: Does Romney deserve an ounce of credit?

Two Republicans. Two very different Ohio’s as the Buckeye state gets a Jekyll and Hyde makeover. I just hope Brutus keeps his top on in the Ms. Hyde remake. Question: What won’t Romney say to get elected?