But do they deserve it?
I, armed with 50 SPF sunblock for my fragile Swiss skin, will embark on a magnificent journey to the island of Puerto Rico tomorrow morning for a six day investigation to determine if the territory is worthy of our beloved Union.
America needs a hero. But that’s completely irrelevant to this.
Await my return on December 19 when I will reveal my findings, and be sure to follow along on Facebook and Twitter. Who knows? I might even post a picture of my feet on the beach. Because apparently that’s a thing.