Puerto Rico is poised to become the 51st state of the United States of America.
But do they deserve it?
I, armed with 50 SPF sunblock for my fragile Swiss skin, will embark on a magnificent journey to the island of Puerto Rico tomorrow morning for a six day investigation to determine if the territory is worthy of our beloved Union.
America needs a hero. But that’s completely irrelevant to this.
Await my return on December 19 when I will reveal my findings, and be sure to follow along on Facebook and Twitter. Who knows? I might even post a picture of my feet on the beach. Because apparently that’s a thing.
Photo: eastpuertoricodiving.com