One would think “Jesus Is Not A Homophobe” would be a welcomed message by those of the Christian faith. After all, it makes history’s greatest water-walker seem as accepting and kind as scripture describes him. But no. Not this time.
Maverick Couch is a gay student who was threatened with suspension if he wore a shirt to school saying “Jesus is Not A Homophobe.”
Turns out folks at Waynesville High School would prefer the prevailing message be, “Jesus Is A Dick.” Surely you can recall the story of when Jesus fed 5,000 people and proclaimed, “Eat well, my children,” adding “Except the gays.”
More to come on Thursday’s episode of Mildly Relevant News.
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