One would think “Jesus Is Not A Homophobe” would be a welcomed message by those of the Christian faith. After all, it makes history’s greatest water-walker seem as accepting and kind as scripture describes him. But no. Not this time.
Maverick Couch is a gay student who was threatened with suspension if he wore a shirt to school saying “Jesus is Not A Homophobe.”
Turns out folks at Waynesville High School would prefer the prevailing message be, “Jesus Is A Dick.” Surely you can recall the story of when Jesus fed 5,000 people and proclaimed, “Eat well, my children,” adding “Except the gays.”
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Source: digitaljournal.com
4 comments
Kristel
April 3, 2012 at 8:25 pm (UTC -4)
Didn’t you read the bible passage that clearly states, “Jesus was a bigot”? I swear it’s in the King James Bible right under the scripture that says , “Go forth and force your hatred disguised as Christianity down others throats”. Oh wait, did that ‘down the throat’ reference sound gay?
Joe Baur
April 4, 2012 at 8:58 am (UTC -4)
It didn’t sound gay if it was a cross going down the throat.
But you were probably referencing penises. So yeah… gay.
Kristel
April 3, 2012 at 8:27 pm (UTC -4)
BTW, that gay Jesus image sure looks familiar. *gasp* Is that Fabio? Has he changed from romance novel covers to gay t-shirts? Bold move.
John
July 9, 2012 at 7:56 am (UTC -4)
Hi all,
A homophobe is an individual who possesses the fear of homosexuals. I don’t think Jesus is a homophoe because he isn’t scared of anything but i do know for a fact that he isn’t pleased with homosexuals.