«

»

Roseanne Barr, Pirate, Joins Green Party Race in Bid for President

THE CARIBBEAN  (Mildly Relevant News) - Rosanne Barr recently announced her bid for the Green Party nomination. The question remains: can this pirate’s booty keep the Green Party’s ship afloat or will she sink deeper into the mire of “who cares?”

For more, tune in to the next episode of Mildly Relevant News.

—————————-

Watch and subscribe to Mildly Relevant News, new episodes every Monday and Thursday night.

Check out Thursday’s episode: Rick Santorum Gets Frothy and Prop 8 is Repealed
And Monday’s episode: Newt Gingrich Refuses To Accept Reality

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

You may use these HTML tags and attributes: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong>