This is probably old news for most, but I’ve only recently found out about this Lady Gaga I’ve heard about in music news. The other day I had an idea for a video series to do for “Mildly Relevant Videos” called “Webcam Music Videos” where I would pick a popular song, dance to it in a ridiculous fashion and use cheesy editing effects. I quickly decided it would probably be stupid and only garner a laugh from my awesomely supportive girlfriend. Before I came to that conclusion, however, said awesomely supportive girlfriend suggested I used Lady Gaga’s “Bad Romance.” I immediately looked the song up and gave it a listen.
Holy shit. She is one weird mother humper.
I decided to push through after listening to what I thought was an unnecessarily repetitive song, filled with random “Oos,” Ahs,” and an obligatory rapper shouting God knows what, and looked up the lyrics. I started by recording my lips close up, lip-syncing along with the lyrical genius that is the opening.
Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-Roma-ma-ah!
Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
Want your bad romance
Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-Roma-ma-ah!
Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
Want your bad romance
The above verse is repeated several times throughout the five minute duration of the song, presumably to drive home the point of “ga-ga-ooh-la-la.”
Suffice it to say that I quickly became frustrated that this song was famous when I’ve heard farts that are more enticing to my ear. (At least a fart is quick and to the point, as opposed to the repetitive nonsense of “Bad Romance”). I then decided I didn’t want to waste the time it would take to memorize the lyrics to simply lip-sync to them for a video that probably wouldn’t be that funny. For my sanity’s sake, I’m glad I came to that decision sooner rather than later.
In case you haven’t seen it, here’s the music video that makes the work of Marilyn Manson look as mundane as the Nebraska highway.
You’re welcome for the free publicity, Miss Gaga.
12 comments
vanessa
January 13, 2010 at 4:47 pm (UTC -4)
lady gagas song bad romance ssssooooo anoying all it says rararararararararararararararararrararara and bad romance the whole time
Joe B
January 13, 2010 at 6:27 pm (UTC -4)
Today’s lyrical genius…
Shawn Crichton
March 23, 2010 at 7:12 pm (UTC -4)
The song is bloody amazing ya bunch of haters. Ur just jealous ur not a famous rich babe who became a world famous in less than a year.
Eric
April 8, 2010 at 2:18 pm (UTC -4)
I don’t get it . . . is she making fun of those lame dance moves by dancing lame? Or is she just a bad dancer? Oy. Just what we need. Another empty-headed Italian diva. And I was hoping that would have ended with Madonna reaching 50. What was I thinking? I could be spared of hell on earth? Lady Gaga is all form and no substance. As Gertrude Stein said of Oakland: “There no there there.”
Tommie Istorico
April 10, 2010 at 9:26 pm (UTC -4)
wtf! sweet post. I’ve been telling me friends about this blog. They love it!
marus
April 16, 2010 at 3:53 pm (UTC -4)
hola lady gaga es lamejor cantante de todo el mundo.
Timmy Baumgart
May 12, 2010 at 6:45 am (UTC -4)
I really adore Lady Gaga and her unusual dresses however she definitely let herself down now going out in see through undergarments.
fucking crap
June 29, 2010 at 4:01 am (UTC -4)
This biach is so annoying and stupid. think she is taliban in disguise. Fucking arab rah rah and shit. Go fucking die.
Mike
August 28, 2010 at 5:29 am (UTC -4)
Your a bunch of Haters. Im almost 60 years old and I’ve seen alot of stars come and go. Lady Gaga has a unique talent and sence of creativity. For years songs have had repetition. Get over yourselves and reconize some real talent. I think she is Hott and She IS all that!
Josh
September 14, 2010 at 7:55 pm (UTC -4)
When visiting a friend, I heard Lady Gaga on the radio for days having no idea who she was. It was practically the only thing this particular radio station played, and I didn’t want to be rude to my host, so I didn’t tell him to turn off that annoying mindless electro-pop. It was just bad. It had nothing to do with who Lady Gaga was. It was simply bad.
Dalton Good
September 17, 2010 at 1:23 pm (UTC -4)
Pop singer Lady Gaga took to the web Friday
Kathleen Beseke
November 11, 2010 at 3:22 am (UTC -4)
OMG I totally love Lady Gaga! I love the fact that she is off the wall. Thanks for writing this post. I have saved your web site and will certainly drop by again!