Mildly Relevant

As far back as I can remember, I’ve watched every second of every Ohio State/Michigan game. Whether it was during the John Cooper era (tears), or the current, Michigan ass-kicking regime of Tressel, I’ve seen them all.

Today, the streak ends.

I am an Improv Olympic student, taking the Saturday class from 12-3. I love the class and everything about it. However, it’s not college football friendly, given it’s afternoon time frame.

Thankfully, Michigan is an embarrassment to turds everywhere (once again), so I shouldn’t be missing much of a game. In any case, I’ll be listening to the game online for the hour before class and wear my Ohio State hoody with pride.

My brother just texted me “O-H!”, so that must mean the game is about to start.

Michigan, you are an insult to festering turds everywhere and I hope you boil in piss. Now sing it with me…

We don’t give a damn for the whole state of Michigan!
The whole state of Michigan
The whole state of Michigan
We don’t give a damn for the whole state of Michigan
We’re from OHIO!

GO BUCKEYES! O-H!