Monthly Archives: June, 2009

Shaq To Cavs: Poor, Z…

Share I’ve long been a supporter of bringing Shaq to Cleveland. The only knock on him seemed to be his age, but the guy played more games last year than he did the previous 8 seasons. He can still play. If anything, I think his age plays to our advantage. Shaq has made it clear [...]

Iranians & Americans: Together Like Peas & Carrots

Share Do Iranians like Americans? That seems to be the question Americans who are skeptical of the so-called reformers providing any real reform are asking. Actually, they aren’t asking it, they’re telling everyone “no, Iranians don’t like us… not even a little bit.” Personally, I found this hard to believe, so I did a bit [...]

Cleveland: Best Damn Fans In The Stands

Share Earlier this summer I left my beloved Cleveland, OH for Chicago, IL in order to pursue sketch comedy writing, something Cleveland, unfortunately, doesn’t have. Yesterday, I finally received a taste of Cleveland in Chicago when I made the mile trek out to Wrigley Field to see the Cleveland Indians take on the Chicago Cubs. [...]

North Korea Might Attack Hawaii. WTF, Kim!?

Share The good news: Defense Secretary Robert Gates says that the U.S. is ready IF North Korea were to launch a missile towards Hawaii. The bad news: “We do have some concerns if they were to launch a missile,” said Mr. Gates with the duh comment of the day. When is one not concerned about [...]

Plop, Plop: A President Grows A Pair

Share Thursday I had questioned President Obama’s lack of vocal support for the protesting Iranians, hoping that soon enough the presidential testes would emerge from his body by speaking out in solidarity with the Iranian people. The President finally gave that speech, which realigned America with those practicing the rights we’ve embalmed in our very [...]