Monthly Archive: May 2009

My Problem With The New Star Trek Movie

Last night I saw the new Star Trek film with the parents. This was my first true Star Trek experience, besides making fun of my mom for watching those TV aliens (Next Generation) when I was a wee one. I had heard great things about this flick, so I figured it’d be a good place …

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Taxing Fatties

Health care reform is kind of like the Apocalypse. Some people believe it’s coming, some don’t, and others just want to ride a horse while wielding a scythe.Candidate Obama had made it one of his many campaign promises to actually reform health care if elected (he was) rather than go through all of the work …

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21st Century Rules: Risque Pics, OK! Same-Sex Marriage? That’s SO 22nd Century.

Mildly old news (couple days old), but Don Trump (he let’s me call him Don) ruled that Carrie Prejean, the catalyst of conservative hard-ons, will retain her crown as Miss California. Trump admitted that he had seen the pictures, but scoffed at the idea that they are that big of a deal saying, “Some were …

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NYTimes: Shuttle Astronauts Begin Servicing Hubble

Now if you’re anything like me – God help you if you are – then you read that headline and giggled. However, after 2 seconds of google investigation I found a picture that might reveal some truth in my otherwise “dirty” assumption from the headline. I challenge you to tell me that Mr. Hubble isn’t …

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How SWEEP It Is!

See that? I can write cheesy news headlines, too! HIRE ME TO WRITE YOUR CHEESY HEADLINES TODAY! Now back to the story at hand… The Cleveland Cavaliers swept the Atlanta Hawks last night, making it their second sweep of the playoffs. LeBron will now return to his fortress to work on his bowling game for …

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