Roseanne Barr, Pirate, Joins Green Party Race in Bid for President

THE CARIBBEAN  (Mildly Relevant News) - Rosanne Barr recently announced her bid for the Green Party nomination. The question remains: can this pirate’s booty keep the Green Party’s ship afloat or will she sink deeper into the mire of “who cares?”

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Prop 8 Repleaed as Frothy Rick Santorum Wins Missouri, Minnesota and Colorado

IRONY, CALIFORNIA (Mildly Relevant News) – Controversial Prop 8 was repealed by the high courts of California on the same day the homiest of homophobes, Rick Santorum, won three Republican primaries. God Himself could barely contain himself, saying “Even I can’t make this shit up” as he let out a thunderous laugh.

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Newt Gingrich Refuses To Accept Reality

Newt Gingrich refuses to drop out of the Republican Primary and New York takes on New England in Super Bowl 46. It’s always great to see two cities starving for a championship go after it. And I couldn’t possibly feel more sarcastic.

Question: On what planet will Newt Gingrich give his concession speech?

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Madonna Halftime Show Weighs Down Super Bowl Classic

Super Bowl XLVI was one for the ages. Eli Manning and the New York Football Giants once again dismantled one of the greatest coach-quarterback tandems in NFL history of Bill Belichick and Tom Brady. But as a television experience, the Madonna halftime show weighed down what should be considered as one of the greatest Super Bowls of all-time.

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